Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing here?"
sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon."
wife :"to jaao na!"
sardar ji :"kese jaoon"
bahar KUTTA khada h...!
Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .
Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.
Hosh aane par parrot bola:-
Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????
Aadmi nadi me doob raha tha,
Bola:- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganesh ji bachao.
Ganesh ji ne suna aur nachne lage.
Aadmi:- aap nach kyon rahe hai??????
Ganesh ji:- mere VISHARJAN me tu bahut nacha tha na.
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