Laugh Laugh and Laugh.......

Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing here?"

sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon."

 

wife :"to jaao na!"

sardar ji :"kese jaoon"

  bahar KUTTA khada h...!

Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .

Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.

Hosh aane par parrot bola:-

Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????

Aadmi nadi me doob raha tha,

Bola:- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganesh ji bachao.

Ganesh ji ne suna aur nachne lage.

Aadmi:- aap nach kyon rahe hai??????

Ganesh ji:- mere VISHARJAN me tu bahut nacha tha na.