Laugh Laugh and Laugh.......

Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing here?"

sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon."

 

wife :"to jaao na!"

sardar ji :"kese jaoon"

  bahar KUTTA khada h...!

Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .

Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.

Hosh aane par parrot bola:-

Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????

Aadmi nadi me doob raha tha,

Bola:- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganesh ji bachao.

Ganesh ji ne suna aur nachne lage.

Aadmi:- aap nach kyon rahe hai??????

Ganesh ji:- mere VISHARJAN me tu bahut nacha tha na.  

READ THIS LOUDLY..................

THIS IS THIS.CAT THIS IS.THIS IS HOW CAT.THIS IS TO CAT.THIS IS KEEP CAT.THIS IS AN CAT.THIS IS IDIOT CAT.THIS IS BUSY CAT.THIS IS FOR CAT.THIS IS FORTY CAT.THIS IS SECOND CAT.  

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD OF EACH LINE.

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz me ...

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,

Ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,

To saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,

End tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS......

Aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,

Toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,

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SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost................ Ha Ha Ha...

"33 Marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....

33 marks har student ka khwaab hota hai.....

33 marks har year ke student k sir ka taaj hota