So funny...... :)

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

   

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…

    

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka"

    

Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya..
Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!

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Sahab!
Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!!

    

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.

Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….

    

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!