tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74677199451539113432012-01-06T23:24:52.257-08:00Fun TimeSimmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-31695203269008101642011-05-24T02:21:00.000-07:002011-05-24T04:23:05.560-07:00Santa Singh Got His Appointment Letter....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #351c75;"><span style="color: blue;">Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:-</span> </span><span style="color: #990000;">Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks</span></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Dear Mr. Singh----</span><span style="color: #990000;">-</span>pyare singh sahab</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">You do not meet----</span>aap to miltay hee naheen ho</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">our requirement----</span>humko to zaroorat hai</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Please do not send any furthur correspondance----</span>ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">No phone call ----</span>phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">shall be entertained----</span>bahut khaatir kee jayegi.</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: #990000;">Thanks---</span>-</span>aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya</b></div><br /><br /><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i36.tinypic.com/2ltrfis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://i36.tinypic.com/2ltrfis.jpg" style="border-style: none;" /></a></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-3169520326900810164?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-69024993354792054922010-10-20T01:13:00.000-07:002010-10-20T01:16:56.866-07:00So funny...... :)<div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Ravan- </span>Sigret hai kya?<br /><span style="color: #990000;">Hanuman-</span> Nahi<br /><span style="color: #990000;">Ram-</span> 1 packet hai na de do.<br /><span style="color: #990000;">Hanuman-</span> Aap chup rahiye prabhu.<br />Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!</b></div><br /><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b><br /><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.<br />Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.<br /><span style="color: #990000;">Ramu:</span> Nahi uska exam hai…</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b> </b><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>IIT exam,<br />Santa got 1 question.<br /><br />Prove<br />Sin x = 6n<br />Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.<br />Then<br />six=6<br />&<br /><span style="color: #990000;">wrote:</span><br /><span style="color: #990000;">“</span>Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka<span style="color: #990000;">"</span></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya..<br />Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Sahab!</span><br style="color: #990000;" /><span style="color: #990000;">Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!!</span></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Santa- </span>Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.<br /><span style="color: #990000;">Banta- </span>To usko ghar se nikal do.<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Santa-</span> Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Father to his son-</span> How was the paper?<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Son-</span> bas pehla sawal chut gaya.<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Father-</span> acha,aur baki?<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Son-</span> 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,<br />4th main karna bhul gya,<br />5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Father gusse me bola- </span>aur 2nd ques?<br /><br /><span style="color: #990000;">Son-</span> bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b></b><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-6902499335479205492?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-78069137879292149512010-10-15T01:20:00.000-07:002010-10-15T01:30:59.189-07:00Jokes... :)<div style="color: blue;"><b>Santa Ped Pe Baithke Ga Raha Tha,Achanak Banta Bhi Ped Se Ulta Latak Ke Gaane Laga,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Santa :</span>Ulta Kyo Latka He.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Banta :</span>Side B Ga Raha Hu.</b></div><br /><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b><br /><br /><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Driver :</span> "Sardar Ji",</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>"Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai",</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>"Gaadi Aage Nhi Jaa Sakti.."</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Sardar :</span> "Oh yaar",</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Chal fir", "wapis mod le"..</b></div><br /><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-7806913787929214951?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-33018443487986077302010-10-08T01:14:00.001-07:002010-10-08T01:17:55.466-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW_42c7RgGQ/TK7S5OcvnYI/AAAAAAAAAOM/bpA_D6XZt7s/s1600/baby.gif" style="border-style: none;"/></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-3301844348798607730?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-62235879040471362812010-07-02T23:45:00.000-07:002010-07-05T01:57:14.712-07:00More Jokes.....<div style="color: blue;"><b>Tring...............</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Tring...............</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Tring................</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Sardar : </span>Hello kon bol raha hai</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Other side :</span> Ji Main bol raha hoon</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Sardar :</span> oye ye to kamal ho gya</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>idhar se bhi Main Uthar Se Bhi Main.</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; text-align: left;"><b>Shadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Ek aadmi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #990000;">Santa :</span> mein to khaa khaa kar tang ho gya hun, lekin card mein likha tha lunch 2 se 4 tak.<span style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: #990000;"> </span></span></b></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /> </b></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><b><span style="color: #990000;">Munna: </span>ye Gandhi Bapu<br />har note me haste hi<br />kyu rehte hei ?? <br /> <br /><span style="color: #990000;">Circuit: </span>Simple hai<br />...BHAI, Royenge to note<br />geeela ho jayenga na. </b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://i42.tinypic.com/atna6c.jpg" style="border-style: none;"/></div><b> </b></div><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-6223587904047136281?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-6481612700201239572010-06-10T00:34:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:27:33.065-07:00Boss Will Be Always BOSS...................<h1 class="ha" style="color: #660000;"><span class="hP" style="font-size: x-large;"></span></h1><h1 class="ha" style="color: blue;"><span class="hP"></span></h1><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time,boss" border="0" height="275" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW_42c7RgGQ/TBCTBjxQFSI/AAAAAAAAANE/QHrCJLS3YOo/s400/New+Picture.bmp" width="400" /><span class="hP"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-648161270020123957?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-79034384959878506172010-05-21T02:06:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:26:52.066-07:00Jokes...........<b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></span></b><br /><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;">Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">MANAGER:</span> Do U know MS Office?</span> <span style="font-size: large;"><br style="color: blue;" /></span></span><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">SARDAR:</span> If U give me the address I will go there sir. </span> <br /><span id="goog_190608820"></span><span id="goog_190608821"></span></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b></div><br /><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">SARDAR:- </span>Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">FRIEND:-</span> Main jaa raha hun.</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">SARDAR:-</span> Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..</span></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" border="0" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b></div><br /><b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: small;">SARDAR JI</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">:</span> Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.<br />Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">DOST: </span>Garam pani Q?<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">SARDAR:</span> Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.</span><span id="goog_190608835"></span><span id="goog_190608836"></span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" border="0" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b></div><b> </b><br /><b> <span style="color: blue; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">TEACHER -</span> Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">BANTA -</span> Books me..!!<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">TEACHER -</span> Vo Kaise..??<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">BANTA -</span> Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!! </span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></div><b> <span style="color: blue; font-size: small;">BIWI ka antim sanskar karke pati ghar ja raha tha<br />aachanak BIJLI chamki.........<br />BADAL garje.............<br />TOOFAN aaya.........<br />BARISH hui.........<br /><br />dukhi PATI bola<br /><br />"<span style="color: #cc0000;">lagta hai</span><br style="color: #cc0000;" /><span style="color: #cc0000;">pahuch gayi </span>"</span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><img alt="fun time" border="0" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></b></div><br /><br /><b><span style="color: blue; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">TEACHER:</span> Aaj tum late kyu aaye?<br />School 7 baje shuru hota he.<br /><span style="color: #cc0000;">KID: </span>Madam,<br />Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,<br />School shuru karwa dia karo.</span></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" src="http://forum.fun12.com/images/smilies/miscellaneous/lol.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-7903438495987850617?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-13570442963382186282010-05-14T02:10:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:23:34.657-07:00Laloo ki English Training.....<div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Laloo ji Bush se 1 monthEnglish ki training leke India wapas aye.</span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span">1 din phone aya,</span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Laloo ji says,"who's speaking?"</span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span">Dusri taraf se jawab aya.</span></b></b></span></div><b style="color: red;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></b></b><br /><div style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b color:="" red;=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span">"Are Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Rha hoon."</span></b></b></span></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-1357044296338218628?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-69405522082500333162010-05-12T05:53:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:22:55.160-07:00Sholey-2<div style="color: blue;"></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to </b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>nikal gaya".</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>kah do ki Thakur</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>banana bund kar diya</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>hai."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>programmers hire</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>kiye hain kya?"</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>powerbuilder chal</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>raha hai."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>on a PC on one</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>laptop. Kaalia Starts</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>liya hai ye log</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>nahin aate."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>consultants hain,</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>server down ho gaya."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...</b></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>******</b></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>sake? Kya soch</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>milegi... barobar</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>sessions hain is</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>machine mein?"</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>naainsaafi</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>ab tera kya hoga</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kaalia?"</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"</b></div></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-6940552208250033316?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-47876650874410856962010-05-12T05:42:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:22:33.356-07:00Yamraj Joke.......<div class="content clear-block"><b> </b><br /><div style="color: blue;"><b>A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." </b><br /><b>HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING.</b><br /><b>HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>-Scroll down</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>></b><br /><b>> </b><b><span style="color: #cc0000;">"SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE THE TARGET..."</span></b></div></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-4787665087441085696?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-48437360708593707002010-05-11T02:51:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:22:10.784-07:00I.T. Industry Producing Movie<div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-</span></b></div><div style="color: #cc0000;"><br /></div><b style="color: #cc0000;">1. <span style="color: blue;">Login Karo Sajana.</span><br />2. <span style="color: blue;">Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.</span><br />3. <span style="color: blue;">Shaheed Hacker Singh.</span><br />3. <span style="color: blue;">Password De Ke Dekho.</span><br />4. <span style="color: blue;">Mr. Network Lal.</span><br />5. <span style="color: blue;">Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.</span><br />6. <span style="color: blue;">Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.</span><br />7. <span style="color: blue;">Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.</span><br />8.<span style="color: blue;"> Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.</span><br />9. <span style="color: blue;">Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!</span></b><br /><div style="color: purple;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-4843736070859370700?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-13594092341992226712010-05-01T02:25:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:21:46.593-07:00Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife....<div align="center" class="MsoNormal"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;"> Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Non-happening thi jo uski life</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Pappu ko na milta tha aaram</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Office main karta kaam hi kaam</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Kaam to karwate the roz till nine</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Pappu bhi banna chata tha best</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Din guzre aur guzre fir saal</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;"> </span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"</span></span></span></b><br style="color: blue;" /><br style="color: blue;" /><b><span style="color: #4040ff;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="color: blue;">"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"</span></span></span></b></span></div></div></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-1359409234199222671?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-50721588875387338582010-04-27T22:04:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:21:28.681-07:00Laugh Laugh and Laugh.......<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing </span><span style="color: blue;">here?"</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;">sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon."</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;"> </span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;">wife :"to jaao na!"</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;">sardar ji :"kese jaoon"</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b> <span style="font-size: large;"> bahar KUTTA khada h...!</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br style="color: blue;" /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .</span></b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b><br /><b>Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.</b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b><br /><b>Hosh aane par parrot bola:-</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br style="color: blue;" /></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????</b></span></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Aadmi nadi me doob raha tha,</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Bola:- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganesh ji bachao.</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Ganesh ji ne suna aur nachne lage.</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Aadmi:- aap nach kyon rahe hai??????</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Ganesh ji:- <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">mere VISHARJAN me tu bahut nacha tha na. </span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-5072158887538733858?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-7697427898685921952010-04-26T03:38:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:20:38.821-07:00READ THIS LOUDLY..................<div style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">T<b>HIS IS THIS<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>CAT THIS IS<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS HOW CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS TO CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS KEEP CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS AN CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS IDIOT CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS BUSY CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS FOR CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS FORTY CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span>THIS IS SECOND CAT<span style="font-size: x-large;">. </span> </b></span></span><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD OF EACH LINE.</span></span></b><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: cyan;"></span><img alt="fun time" bgcolor:="" green;="" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll92/abhis24s/emoticons-allegre-04.gif" style="border-style: none;" /></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-769742789868592195?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-16510403050876777072010-04-25T22:32:00.000-07:002010-07-03T00:20:20.029-07:00Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz me ...<div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>To saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><b><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="color: blue;">End tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai</span>-</span></b><b style="color: red;">HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS......</b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><div style="color: blue;"><b>Aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>Toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>..</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>.</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost................ Ha Ha Ha...</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>"33 Marks ki kimat,</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>33 marks har student ka khwaab hota hai.....</b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: blue;"><b>33 marks har year ke student k sir ka taaj hota</b></div><div style="color: purple;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="fun time" border="0" height="93" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/521/521593jv7fkeufml.gif" style="border-style: none;" width="320" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-1651040305087677707?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467719945153911343.post-12227528753240781262010-03-25T22:20:00.000-07:002010-06-15T22:49:33.833-07:00<b></b><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="clear: both;"></div><br /><br /><marquee><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jW_42c7RgGQ/S8W4rz2dBDI/AAAAAAAAAIk/6iINYsSSp94/s1600/zoozoo.jpg" alt="zoozoo" style="border-style: none;" /></marquee><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467719945153911343-1222752875324078126?l=simmi-funspot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Simmihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03771532234738213896noreply@blogger.com5