Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
MANAGER: Do U know MS Office?
SARDAR: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
SARDAR JI: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
DOST: Garam pani Q?
SARDAR: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
TEACHER - Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
BANTA - Books me..!!
TEACHER - Vo Kaise..??
BANTA - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!
BIWI ka antim sanskar karke pati ghar ja raha tha
aachanak BIJLI chamki.........
BADAL garje.............
TOOFAN aaya.........
BARISH hui.........
dukhi PATI bola
"lagta hai
pahuch gayi "
TEACHER: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he.
KID: Madam,
Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.
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